cock miner

A person searching through friendster or myspace profiles for hot guys. When one is located there may be several connected to him, similar to finding a vein of gold.

Dear Marie,
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane

by BRC October 6, 2005

cock-holster

US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.

"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"

by goodcop8 November 14, 2007

cock slap

using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.

if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!

by Luke Merlini November 25, 2003

Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010

cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.

I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.

by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006

Cock Wallup

Like the 'Dick Whip'...the smacking, or slapping of an erect or semi-erect cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Oh yeah Beeeeoootch...now ya get a Cock Wallup!

by scorpi October 30, 2008

cock-swoggler

1. A filthy person; esp. one that swoggles cocks.
2. One that sucks cock

That bitch smells like a nasty cock-swoggler

by definitiveperson January 24, 2006