Band Kid

Someone who is so enthusiastic about band that it becomes their personality

Those band kids have no personality

by DarthBaymax July 22, 2023

Kid named

Premise used to refer to those kids that have a name that can be used in a pun, there's always that one kid with that weird name that is just straight up a thing. There are no limits to naming a kid in this situation though, unlike in real life.

"Now class, we are going to do origami today!"
Kid named origami:

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

stray kids

stray kids are the 4th gen leaders if you disagree go and choke

stray kids 4th gen leaders

by minhoprogamer7 June 17, 2021

Marker Kid

A kid who comes to school with markers smeared on his face, and who roars at kids across the cafeteria. This kind of kid wears trenchcoats, fedoras, and he always seems to smell like pot and nicotine.

This type of child enjoys reading Marvel magazines and creepy pasta fan fiction. Beware of the marker.

Girl: "Marker, you're so gross!"
Marker Kid: *Unattractive roaring*

Girl: "Marker kid."

by MarkerKidFandomPage February 24, 2017

Bike Kids

Kids aged 10 - 13 who ride bikes, usually seen in 80’s Media or Stranger Things and IT (2017).

“Are those Bike kids?”

by awsomecolin June 15, 2022

sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.

Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.

by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018

Teleportation Kid

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.

Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.

by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022