National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!

“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
“

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

National JEGthePoet Day

October 14th is the day JEGthePoet released his first self-titled EP. We celebrate this day, where his career took off. We love you.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard? It’s National JEGthePoet day!
Person 2: THAT’S SICK!

by Slastar91 February 5, 2022

Bucket Day

A day where you can put ANYTHING in a bucket, even you if you have a big bucket, starts January the 12th.

ayo wanna celebrate bucket day?
yeah sure!

by MakerOfBucketDay January 6, 2022

National Momma’s Boy Day

The day for the all of the momma’s boys out there who love their mothers so much

Happy National Momma’s Boy Day!

by sparklinghotdog May 12, 2024

TwoTimes Day

July 4th is National TwoTimes Day

“You popping out to TwoTimes Day on July 4th?”

by Denzel Freeman June 24, 2021

National uwu XD ;-; day

Where all smol beans come together.

Smolbean69uwu: It's national uwu XD ;-; day!
Iliketits69: Stfu lol
Smolbean69uwu: :<

by gaymf April 22, 2021