You

Look in a mirror idiot.

You are ugly.

by eeeeee but ten times May 4, 2022

You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022

You see the teekers, don’t you

A simple question confirming that another living being has eyes on the teekers- particularly when the teekers is striking a particularly iconic pose.

“You see the teekers, don’t you, Kara”

by Fleabo December 15, 2023

feeling a bit how you doin aye

Feel ill , hungover , FUCKED

Jordan "hey davo, how'd you pull up this mornin?."
Davo "fuck mate. Feeling a bit how you doin aye."

by Mr. Repair Man October 9, 2020

Are you a forum?

A tension breaker towards some angry person. If the angry person couldn't answer this, confused or gets annoyed, you win :). quoted by danjackknife

Person A, "You f**ker!"
Person B, "Are you a forum?"
Person A, "WTF?", continues to be mad
Person B laughs inside

by danjackknife April 1, 2021

Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.

Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!

by QuacksO November 14, 2020

Fuck You

A comeback someone uses when they have nothing else to respond with

Person 1: "You're just mad that you suck."
Person 2: "Fuck you."

by AHollow_Knight September 9, 2023