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touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone
Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?
by Miatchimus February 1, 2017
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Step the fuck up bitch

Don’t take nobody’s shit, come up for yourself.
“She just called me ugly”; Friend step the fuck up bitch go say something back.
by roselynvgxo February 15, 2018
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like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.
Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!
by Les Mots September 17, 2023
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shit-ass fuck stick

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis
by von groovy September 14, 2019
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Fell Slam the fuck out

That sum bitchin MSN fell slam the fuck out!
by 140275 January 23, 2010
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Fuck ass penis wiener

A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII
A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*
by Ligma over September 25, 2020
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i love fucking bitches

i love fucking bitches is a commonly used phrase that people say when they are doing the deed. Also used on omegle.
i love fucking bitches my boyfriend loves saying that to me.
by wiktoriatasmin02 January 15, 2023
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