FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED

The most British roast ever

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE YA FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED?!

by mosqitoburito May 1, 2021

knuckle fucked in the cock sucker

When someone is about to get their lights punched out directly

"He about got knuckle fucked in the cock sucker after he said that scandalous shit"

by jonesinj January 1, 2012

metric shit-fuck ton

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons

1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."

by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020

XXBuster lover fuck up

to the retard that keeps posting about his boy friend xxbuster or busterblack what ever it is fuck off everyone keeps declining ur bullshit cause no one cares about you and your bf

XXBuster lover fuck up

by jdflklmwegv November 18, 2019

big fuck off jeep

A jeep driven by some 40 year old rich prick who doesn’t know how to drive over 40km/h and takes up the whole road .

Look at your wan driving the big fuck off jeep

by Surelook February 12, 2023

Fucking bullshit wanky game

Whilst playing a certain wargame on a well known platform and you keep getting killed by Bush wackers

Fucking bullshit wanky game

by N01 CaVeMaN November 20, 2020

Fuck your friend day

November 5th is national fuck your friend day. On this day your friend can't say no to having gay sex with you

Hey friend, did you know it's fuck your friend day

I guess that means I'll have to have hard gay sex with you

by Some man from bhutan November 3, 2021