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National Glu Day

April 2nd is considered by many as Glu Day, where we glu-glu today all day!
A day to celebrate glu’ing.
On this day in April 2023, the very first Glu Gluu! has been stated and said. Marking an entirely new era of language.
“Today is National Glu Day, so we must glu glu gluuu all day!”

“Its Glu’ing time! Glu gluu”

1: “Glu, gluu gluu gluu gluuu.”
2: “Gluu gluuuuu”

“Yo does Jerry know its National Glu Day today? He needs to glu instantly!”
by DucANH2409_GluGlu April 7, 2024
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Kiss Emily Day

There are actually multiple days this event occurs on. November 5, 19-21, 27. If November doesn’t work, then you can try any Fridays, Saturdays, or Sundays in November. Actually, kiss Emily whenever you see her. She wants you so go for it.
Guy:Hey mind if I kiss you?
Emily:I don’t mind but why today?
Guy:Well it’s Kiss Emily Day!!
*kiss*
by millerjakey! October 28, 2021
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Slap a kid day

This day started almost 6 months ago when my dad decided he was fed up and screamed it’s slap a kid day

Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more
Hey son you failed a math test did you know it’s also slap a kid day
by The modern Shakespeare June 24, 2022
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Slap ass day

The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.
Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick
by Yummy penis September 30, 2019
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Day off

Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.
I'm having a Toni (day off) tomorrow guys, can you cover me?
by Stuffegg June 26, 2021
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National Ben Day

National Ben Day is on June 10th but it is a day to commemorate your car. Your car has done so much for you by getting you around so this is the day to appreciate it.
William: “I’m getting the car washed and filling up all the fluids.”

Brianna: “Why, it just got all the fluids checked last week.”

William: “Haven’t you heard its national ben day!”
by AmericanScumNut May 26, 2022
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freakhaler day

April 19th is dedicated to freakhaler day, freakhaler; the greatest most peaceful group chat to ever walk inhaler twitter. The reason freakhaler day gets celebrated on April 19th is because of Inhalers Bass player Robert Keating’s or BOBBY SKEETZ’s birthday. Bobby Skeetz is a member of said groupcjat under the username ‘imbobbyskeetz’
ohhh yes! it’s freakhaler day and also bobby skeetz day! we must celebrate with a round of bird bingo and watch ginny and gerogia!
by robert keatings #1 woman June 13, 2024
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