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Dick parmesan

It is a cheese like substance that your penis creates after not being washed for around two months.
It is considered a delicacy in India and the Eastern part of America.
It is said to have healing properties such as upon comsuming it you will instanly vomit out your innards and your mouth will rot only to be healed in an even better state than before, it is also used as an add on for salads.
Person 1 Yoooo dude have you tried dick parmesan?
Person 2 Brat porastni ti debelo,nedorodeno kopele nadqvam se semejstvoto ti da umre v kofata ot koqto sa izlezli, syshto shte porque zlatnata ti ribka.
by niggaballsinyourmouth February 25, 2025
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Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.
by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021
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ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024
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Dick

Omg is that the dick of the town!!
by Andi jo August 1, 2018
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Small dick energy

Mainly possessed by a guy who is insecure, misogynistic and cannot stand women. The average dick size of these individuals are around 1-4 inches
Guys who bodyshame women give off small dick energy
by 4 inch king January 3, 2023
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topple dick

When the D gets soft half way up and topples over like a tower
i was finna smash but turns out he had topple dick.
by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023
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Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.
At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.
by Kurt L. February 4, 2022
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