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Fucking your way to the top

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)
Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
by Geiskahnawj January 18, 2020
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butt fucking ape shit

going beyond crazy, or wild, beyond apeshit
I gave the cat some cat nip laced with coke and it went butt fucking ape shit and literally ran up the wall and touch the ceiling.
by rev_marcus February 10, 2020
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they call me fuck ass !

the line "doc" says to Romeo (clifton collins jr.) in "the boondock saints 2 all saints day" all saints day when they are first meeting each other in the bar as conner introduces them each other
hello nice yo meet you my name's Romeo good to meet you they call me fuck ass !
by '70Boss 429 mustang February 24, 2019
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For the love of god please stop fucking posting about sans Undertale it’s giving me internal seizures

Asgores bette- why are there vegetables at my front door

Dumbass:“hy sns ooderteil s bst chrcter1!!1 *starts twerking furiously*

Me : please shut the fuck up my mind is currently trying to comprehend the stupidity of your existence alone I can’t take any more

Also asgores soundtrack is better

Oh and
Example 2:

Sans: kids make me hard

Me: I’m going to turn you into bone meal if you don’t fucking stop talking you pearly albino version of Jeffrey Dhammer
Asgore: I kill kids cause they’re fucking stupid and come here themselves
Me: ikr fkn dumbasses

Oh yeah and Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass
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monkey fuck your face

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!
by mrgconn August 10, 2018
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what in the actual fucking hell is that

When your gf is trying to see your dick
Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023
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