Shit

You

Friend: You’re a peace of shit
You:Fuck

by wOw2468 November 14, 2020

Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten

There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo

by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024

Bullet Shit

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.

I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.

by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024

took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

Some people are into that shit

An utterly horrible phrase. Implies that people are sexually attracted to something so vile and repulsive that all you can do is shake your head.

sick fuck: im into ntr
me: some people are into that shit

by feliciasneck March 11, 2021

holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.

1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.

by XInTheDark September 30, 2019

Shit

Really? Fucking shit? Are you in elementary school? Or are you just so fucking bored? Nonetheless shit means poop.

I’m a shit. You are a piece of shit

by Demodog13 May 20, 2021