cumming on a rock

When your completely out of options and you spill your cum on a rock.

With the intent of covering it, then writing your name in it with your cock.

your so dumb, you dad should have been cumming on a rock instead of your moms fat pussy

by Greasy Guru November 18, 2015

Scrape the rock

Doing the easiest task in a group project.

Jeff - Tommy, can you print 5 copies of this?

Tommy - Sure, somebody has to scrape the rock

by Sutherland604 July 6, 2011

Rock a J

1) Used to describing rocking a jerk-off.

2) Jerking off; performing masturbation; on your cock.

Man; I couldn't sleep... Had to rock a J to get tired.

Gonna eat; go home; and rock a J.

Dude; I rocked 3 J's last night.

by Johnny John John John? January 3, 2011

Road Rock

Rock music that's great for when you're driving on the road, or on a road trip.

96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY is a great example of Road Rock

by hevymetl March 17, 2008

man rock

(n).. An emotionally dead and/or incredibly boring person.

Did you see the new kid at class today? He was a TOTAL man rock!

by MCT777 March 3, 2011

Rock Knockers

The basketball hoop used in Australia with no backboard
The nickname 'Rock Knockers' were given to these hoops because Australian outback heat caused normal basketballs to explode, so people threw rocks at the hoops causing a knocking sound to occur hence the name 'Rock Knockers'

Bogan 1: "Oi cunt pull up to the court and run some 1s"
Bogan 2: "Sure mate I've been grinding these Rock Knockers and they've given me deadly accuracy
Bogan 1: "Bet mate put the shrimp on the barbie"

by Azusaane November 20, 2022

urchin rock

similar to indie rock but with less posing and a lack of personal hygiene ... an indulgence in crack pipes and constant reminders of their working class background also helps define this genre

pete doherty, singer of babyshambles and dominic masters of the others can be said to be the pioneers of urchin rock

"i'm too cool and working class for radiohead i prefer urchin rock ala the libertines, that pete doherty looks like he needs a good wash etc"

by cagoules! August 31, 2005