When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.
by JDizz Beeyatch April 6, 2019
Get the French Doormug. 
a hinged, sliding, or revolving barrier at the entrance to a building, room, or vehicle, or in the framework of a cupboard.
open the door.
ok.
ok.
by man of many mans December 14, 2023
Get the doormug. Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.
"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"
OR
"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"
OR
"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"
by Yeahgirlulikemealittlebit April 12, 2024
Get the Tree doormug. by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 30, 2007
Get the door bumpersmug. by Bacot anjing January 1, 2021
Get the Doorsmug. When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.
by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020
Get the Staining the doormug.