Hand friend

When you don't have any real friends, so you draw a face on your hand and move your thumb to make it talk, (or do other things) so you don't feel so lonely.

I got mad head last night from my hand friend.

by Dirty Claus October 19, 2017

Hands of Leather

Hands of Leather is used for somebody whos had to fight their whole life. Their hands are so scarred they feel like leather.

“I wouldnt mess with him he has hands of leather.”

by ApatheticallyBroken July 30, 2018

Orange Hands

When you give Donald Trump a hand job before his spray-on-tan dries.

Why do you have orange hands?

Because I needed a favor from the President.

by Funny word October 18, 2020

The hand warmer

When a guy is going at with a girl from behind and holding her arms back and just before he finishes he pulls out and fills her hand.

Hey babe you look cold, did you need the hand warmer?

by Thevibzer July 28, 2016

hungry hands

When your an old ma who can’t resist inappropriately touching the young female office staff

Hungry hands was creeping round that bird at work again today

by Mount6138 November 27, 2018

hand oyster

When you sneeze into your hand, and you sip it from your hand like a cup

"Oh shit Martin, looks like you've made a hand oyster!"
"How was the hand oyster?"

by Numbox February 7, 2018

seizure hands

someone whos hands shake and sweat when u hold them

woah thats seizure hands

by bubblecatMeow May 30, 2022