Duck child

When you mate with a duck it comes a duck child

DatDuck child is so deformed

by Loliolysser February 8, 2020

Child play

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse

"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."

by Afinted November 4, 2022

child

The best word to describe everything literally eVERYTHING u call ur parents child ANYONE and EVERYONE child

hello child (to anyone whether they are an adult or not)

by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021

2 min’s child

2 min’s child can be used for a person. Specifically used for 2 min’s child (the user) them self. It would be only used to call that one specific person. They are also awesome and lovely

“2 min’s child is a wonderful person”

“@2 min’s child darling I did it”

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021

child

you son of a b tch you were once a child too 😡

This disgusting child should get cut up into pieces.
no you b tch to u were once a child

Nooooo

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 23, 2025

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

Attack Child

A malicious minor that jumps through small openings to attack executives. Bane of Greg.

"Uh...and a person can fit through there, a person can definitely fit through that window - a small person, an attack child"

by DefinitelyJoking June 2, 2023