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hierarchy of news

A phrase that can be used when, after a lengthy conversation, someone mentions an important piece of personal news. The phrase—often shouted—implies that the speaker should have mentioned the important news much earlier in the conversation.
::30 minutes into conversation::
Person A: ..(conclusion of long, boring, work story)...oh yeah and my car was stolen.
Person B: Wait, what? Hierarchy of news!
by NikkiP. July 7, 2011
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New for you

A used item, that's given to you, therefore making it new for you.
Person 1 : I didn't feel like buying Kevin a gift so i gave him one of my old ties.
Person 2 : I always give him "new for you "clothes.
by Yulan September 8, 2009
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New Hampshire

Many think New Hampshire is way out in the middle of nowhere, but most of New Hampshire looks exactly like Massachusetts or Connecticut. Southern NH is home to many Boston commuters as a sub 60 min commute is common. Also libertarians have no power here, as it is commonly believed.
New Hampshire- a place where people who don’t want to be associated with Massachusetts yet still want to be in a state like Massachusetts live.
by MilfordNH January 3, 2019
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New Jersey

Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes

Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up
by idontreallyknowanymore January 20, 2019
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New in the Truth

Used to describe a new convert of the Jehovah’s Witness religion (see definition for “in the Truth”).

Witnesses will often use the phrase to alert each other of a new member so that everyone knows they need to be on their best behavior.
This is my friend Jason. He’s new in the Truth.
by JW Terms November 17, 2018
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Fake News

Facts published by a legitimate news organization, to give a correct and realistic account of an event, situation or person.
The Fake News said that Christmas will fall on December 25th this year”.
by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018
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New Jersey

The shadow of New York. A horrific hell hole in which no one can survive, inhabited by the most disgusting, vile people you could ever meet. Any person who has any desire to live in New Jersey, or desires to return to New Jersey, is mentally insane and it is essential that they live out their lives in solitary confinement
Oh New Jersey, who in their right mind would want to live there?
by Wandering Vagabond June 29, 2019
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