walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

bloody mary surprise

when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock

why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise

by cuntcakes December 15, 2008

Singleton Surprise

The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.

Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.

by Daxhatepage April 1, 2022

Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.

Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.

by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011

Morning surprise

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.

Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise

by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017