Baked Like a Potato

Being under the heavy influence of weed while being Irish. Irish people have the uncanny ability to relate everything back to a potato.

I'm so baked Like a Potato

by Dan The Destroyer March 12, 2015

mississippi potato slapper

When you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face

When i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper

by fist pumping god January 21, 2010

mash potato mouth

The action in which one tries to speak and a fully formed sentence is not formed. There are fragments and random words. The person is intently trying to form a sentence and make a point, but the sentence is incomprehensible. There is usually an utter of words and the spew of grunts and/ or the word uhh. This action is usually accompanied by a blank stare or glazed look.

I went to talk to him, but he started mash potato mouthing everywhere. He is real hard to talk to.

by zinna rose January 30, 2012

Louisiana Potato Chip

When an individual ejaculates on his own chest and leaves it there. The semen hardens on the nipples, becoming crusty in the morning.

It was really awkward when my mom walked in my room this morning and saw that I did a Louisiana Potato Chip.

by Lphaas April 1, 2013

potato twerk girl

potato twerk girl is someone who is introverted, eats pizza and stares at their ceiling.She doesnt give a damn if you are the prince of a city, interrupt her sleep you get stabbed with crayons. When you finally get to know her, she can be annoying but meh. There is no one like her. She is famous af in the online world but girl i need those messy hair selfies. She hates people, except desperate dingo aka her ghost sister. Now that pretty much sums up potato twerk girl. Dont steal her she is mine. Bisth if u reading this you are annoying.

Potato twerk girl, are you okay?

by Desperate dingo July 3, 2021

Maine potato packers

When two siblings from Maine take turns packing each others asses with potato’s by making potato guns and lubing the potato’s and Firing then up eachothers asses

Maine Potato packers are way happier

by Incest is the best February 27, 2019

Potato-Sack Madness

When a group of 2 guys or more find a really attractive girl, get her alone, and throw a potato sack over her head. They then cut out as many holes as there are guys in the potato sack. Finally, they all stick their penises in the holes and wait to see what happens.

A group of my friends and i had some potato-sack madness last night, and i got a special surprise when i inserted...

by Shamoo McDuffie August 19, 2010