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Getting stuck in traffic.
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Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021
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THE Jam Sandwhich

The Jam Sandwhich is something you'll never forget,
a sexual secret lost in time, everyone knows but they don't at the same time
ask a girl and she'll uncover this mystery
John; *whispering* babe, gimme the jam sandwhich
Barbra; oh you dirty boy, come here ;)
by Grace Walker August 30, 2019
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Sloppy Jam

To preform an act of sex on a woman during her period, blow your load inside her and smear the "Jam Mixture" over your partners stomach.
I finished inside her and she Sloppy Jammed me.
by Trixtar January 7, 2022
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The Jam Scale

The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:

1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.

2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)

3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.

4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).

5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.

Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."
by Chrenolda June 14, 2018
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squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.
'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"
by Jim Winston November 10, 2011
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Jam

Jam’s are midgets and will end up with cancer. They can be very annoying and act like narcissists all the time. They end up fat and alone with their 3 inch hardy.
Jam is such a fucking little peice of shit from hell
by evilbunnylord August 22, 2018
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jam

Jam means when you want to make a lot of sounds or music and it's like you want to jam out.
I went to andy' s grill and they had a karaoke night and me and my friends decided to jam out .
by Wood707 October 30, 2016
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