unjust law

The only type of law that's made to be broken.

* example of unjust law in the 1950's*
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.

by Dubiks November 30, 2018

Taught Law

A law, rule or code instilled in a person through social and/or environmental influences which is accepted and believed in, but is not necessarily within conscious awareness

Not to be confused with 'Taut Law' although both may be bounded in a coeffect system (concurrently)

Well ma, I'd say we best to follow the taught law 'nless we wanna end up like em' white folk up done there over the hill past them rosebushes n' patio furniture

by edraculate November 25, 2016

law 101

The very basics of the study of law. Typically contract law, but usually used to mean that an answer is based on common sense.

" I thought I didn't have to pay him" #1
"You've got a contract - that's Law 101" #2

by Bronte Snaurus January 3, 2018

Ernest's Law

No matter what, any conversation with a leftists will always come back to Donald Trump.

Guy: "I just think if schools had pre-retired desk jockey cops patrolling inside, school shootings would stop immediately."

Leftist: "We should also continue to overregulate guns."

Guy: "What would that do?"

Leftist: "Ughhhh! You were brainwashed by Donald Trump."

Guy: "Ernest's Law you have never failed me!"

by Nontendo May 14, 2019

Ellen's Law

If someone asks you about something then you must talk about it.

Ellen: Yo you still have a crush on max?

Danny: Don't want to say.

Ellen: Dude, you have to. It's Ellen's Law.

by KeithWong June 24, 2013

Girard's law

Coined by fat retard and known iFunny user "Girard", his law, which was written in purple crayon, states that anyone viewing this must subscribe to his account.

This guy. He has swag. "Girard"? Fuck, he makes me wet. I must subscribe. It is law. Girard's law. Lol
-Girard, wearing groucho marx glasses

by SexyGirl77 May 10, 2020

Law of Beej

The rule by which any two Beej’s must battle to the death upon meeting face to face. Like the highlander, the winner gains power upon the losers death by way of obtaining the losing Beej’s most developed skill. This effect is further increased if more than 2 Beej’s meet at once, though the effect is only triggered when the Beej count is 1.

Friend: “How did you get that black eye”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”

by Beejaydee November 27, 2017