cock bonnet

During intercourse, the act of a man draping his wingy dingy over a woman's thinker.

Did you see Jessica's double-knotted cock bonnet? Rod and Dick really tied one off!

by HydeDrJekyll February 8, 2009

Alarm-cock

When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.

Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!

Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.

Karen: You go girl!

by Pratipax August 11, 2008

Cock Garage

A person who is well known for taking many cocks in most likely more than one body part, possibly many cocks at a time. Also known as a slut, a whore, or the fleetwood principal/vice principal.

Man, Big D's mom is such a cock garage, we all ganged up on her when big d fell asleep.

by a 9 November 9, 2008

cock-ringing

The act of texting or calling someone on your cell phone using your erect penis to dial the numbers and/or letters.

Why does that dude look like he's fucking his phone over there?

No, he's just cock-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.

by chakazullo July 12, 2011

banana cock

A mans penis that resembles the shape of a banana in circumference, length and curvature.

Taylor: I got fucked by Richard last night, and it was just like he shoved a banana up there.

Chris: Damn he has a banana cock?!

Taylor: you bet he does, I can't even walk!

by Dallimjp December 17, 2008

cock beater

a guy's hand. does not matter which hand

Stop touching me with that cock beater.

by Oswaldo Sanchez September 24, 2005

cock blockalypse

An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.

"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"

by Jbru202 November 17, 2009