Stress Shitting

When someone is stressed to the point that they frequently have to shit. This may also compromise the "integrity" of said shit.

"Are you guys excited for the performance tonight?"
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."

by TwerkItHard May 14, 2014

White Shit

Shit that white people do, such as: invadin' territories, killin' in the name of God, stealin' resources, eatin' a lot of cheese.

Hey, Oliver. You up for some white shit?

by Lifs July 10, 2023

Shit limbo

The period of time between taking a dump and knowing there's nothing else to come, making it safe to do the paperwork and flushing.

The train was leaving in a couple of minutes but he was in shit limbo. Maybe he'd catch the next one.

by horsefeathers July 17, 2009

Magnum Shit

A copiously large shit that completely fills the toilet bowl

Damn Daniel just took a magnum shit and broke the pipe

by HighIce June 20, 2021

pit shit

Underarm deodouriser of any type (aerosol, roll-on, stick, wipes).

Jason smelled like the proverbial rose today because he doubled up on pit shit this morning.

by Telephony August 6, 2015

pity shit

When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.

Major pity party.

Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.

Doris: What a cunt.

by just pete October 7, 2020

Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015