Sickly Syndrome

Sickly Syndrome is the situation where the affected (often a tall person) refuses to be kicked in the shins and/or have them torn off and be given to a shorter person, and, in the case of this event, proceeds to make an attempt to throw the said short person/people kicking them. They then proceed to try and drink water after their screaming, choking on it. Their throat is then quite possibly murdered by said attempt to drink water, and, in a both frenzy and panic, they begin typing phrases with foreign keyboards, one example being '№.'

She seems to have developed a case of Sickly Syndrome on National Kick a Tall Person Day.

Of all the people to get Sickly Syndrome. . .

by a mochi October 25, 2020

Tantalus Syndrome

When a female is solely attracted to gay males. Or vice versa

I wish she'd stop following me, her Tantalus syndrome is totally noticeable .

by YT_Rezonate December 19, 2018

Strokes Syndrome

When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.

Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.

I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.

by Bird345 September 16, 2014

The Dress Syndrome

A form color blindness, typically causing the colors of white/gold to be slurred or confused with the colors blue/black.

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOLD AND WHITE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!? Wait... I have The Dress Syndrome. Hmm. Interesting.

by Asultri March 8, 2015

Warmind Syndrome

aggressively mediocre, distinctly average or disproportionately dull

That game has a case of Warmind Syndrome

by notfaze February 20, 2019

Thea Syndrome

When you say you're going to sleep but find yourself back talking with friends a bit later

Go back to sleep, you must have Thea Syndrome.

by RavenclawNatsfan August 19, 2022

Tranzit Syndrome

When the developers of a videogame go passed the limits of their console and make a game that is either buggy or requires a mechanic to prevent the player from crashing the game.

See: Assassins Creed Unity and COD BO2’s Tranzit.

“AC Unity is definitely suffering from Tranzit Syndrome. It’s good on PC but buggy on everything else.”

by KJ Dawson July 4, 2021