Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.

Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag

by Toaksy July 7, 2017

sleep

Dont know anyone who has used it.

I sleeped

by richd4g July 17, 2024

sleep repellent

Synonym for cocaine.

I need some Sleep Repellent to avoid going to bed.

by ToastMafia1990 June 21, 2019

Beetus-Sleep

When a diabetic sleeps hard as fuck and won’t shut off their alarms

Yeah that mf beetus-sleepin’ his alarms woke me up before they woke him up!

by diabetes man February 26, 2021

Sleep On The Side Are Therapy & Blinking Are Psychiatry

Sleep On The Side Are Therapy & Blinking Are Psychiatry

Sleep On The Side Are Therapy & Blinking Are Psychiatry

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Sleep

I can't...

Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"

Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"

Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"

Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"

Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"

Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."

Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"

Iam *sigh*

Hym "He won't get me a second time!"

Iam "I can't even......."

Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"

Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Sleep mode

when putting on some comfy clothes and wash my face and brush my teeth and watching some good satisfying videos🤝

Jonathan I’m going to sleep mode

by tehee.com April 19, 2019