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Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.
Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag
by Toaksy July 7, 2017
mugGet the Chocolate sleeping bagmug.

sleep

Dont know anyone who has used it.
by richd4g July 17, 2024
mugGet the sleepmug.

Beetus-Sleep

When a diabetic sleeps hard as fuck and won’t shut off their alarms
Yeah that mf beetus-sleepin’ his alarms woke me up before they woke him up!
by diabetes man February 26, 2021
mugGet the Beetus-Sleepmug.

Sleep

Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"

Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"

Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"

Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"

Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"

Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."

Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"

Iam *sigh*

Hym "He won't get me a second time!"

Iam "I can't even......."

Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"

Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
mugGet the Sleepmug.

Sleep mode

when putting on some comfy clothes and wash my face and brush my teeth and watching some good satisfying videos🤝
by tehee.com April 19, 2019
mugGet the Sleep modemug.

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