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New in the Truth

Used to describe a new convert of the Jehovah’s Witness religion (see definition for “in the Truth”).

Witnesses will often use the phrase to alert each other of a new member so that everyone knows they need to be on their best behavior.
This is my friend Jason. He’s new in the Truth.
by JW Terms November 17, 2018
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Fake News

Facts published by a legitimate news organization, to give a correct and realistic account of an event, situation or person.
The Fake News said that Christmas will fall on December 25th this year”.
by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018
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Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.
Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!
by NeologianPJG December 5, 2017
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New Mexkittens

Pussy ass New Mexkittens.
I just met a bunch of people from New Mexico and they were pussy ass New Mexkittens.
by Jkooking June 9, 2018
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Train News

A prefix to annoying facebook status message people send explaining their boring mediocre train journeys
Train News: Person next to me is snoring really loud
by Rocky9861 August 25, 2011
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microwave news

When news is so ridiculously hard to believe that it sounds like Kelly Conway said it, i.e. microwaves can take pictures of you without you knowing it.
I read some microwave news today, "Trump is now saying he was hypnotized by Michelle Obama to say stupid shit on twitter during the campaign."
by naynay1984 March 23, 2017
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News goofus

Somebody who puts the same video (or part of the same video) on the news and makes the story about something else, all to try and trick the minds of the viewers who might think they're jedi.
The dumbass will buy this story the news goofus just put on the news, he will believe anything anybody tells him, he's got no common sense.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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