New Jersey

A state that is 40% rich and 60% ghetto. U got ur places like holmdell, Monroe and the other nice towns then u got Patterson, Elizabeth, and worst off all Newark. And no one in Newark actually says newark. It's nork. No w involved. When u walk into Nora u automatically hear the welcoming sounds of gunshots, you see the diversity. Crack dealers, pot dealers, some other drug you have never heard of... Our property tax is higher than me after I drop two tabs of lsd. We also get kind of a bad wrap. Not all of us are those Imbread animal like peices of garbage u see on the jersey shore. Most of our pizzas are garbage which is ironic bc we our known for our tomatoes. and don't forget....."it's a joisy thing"

” new jersey ain't shit..."
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”

by Ace 732 April 3, 2017

Train News

A prefix to annoying facebook status message people send explaining their boring mediocre train journeys

Train News: Person next to me is snoring really loud

by Rocky9861 August 25, 2011

New Jersey

New York's chill and less-successful cousin who really likes Italian food and diners

Hahaha you're so funny! Where in New York are you from?
Naw, I'm from New Jersey (where people actually act like they enjoy life)!

by Your_Mom's_Mitochondria December 18, 2018

hierarchy of news

A phrase that can be used when, after a lengthy conversation, someone mentions an important piece of personal news. The phrase—often shouted—implies that the speaker should have mentioned the important news much earlier in the conversation.

::30 minutes into conversation::
Person A: ..(conclusion of long, boring, work story)...oh yeah and my car was stolen.
Person B: Wait, what? Hierarchy of news!

by NikkiP. July 7, 2011

New Jersey

The shadow of New York. A horrific hell hole in which no one can survive, inhabited by the most disgusting, vile people you could ever meet. Any person who has any desire to live in New Jersey, or desires to return to New Jersey, is mentally insane and it is essential that they live out their lives in solitary confinement

Oh New Jersey, who in their right mind would want to live there?

by Wandering Vagabond June 29, 2019

New Real

When all the fake(news . sport. politics) has now made such global changes. It has now become "The New Real"

Hey Donald your so New Real

by Gina reinhart October 10, 2018

Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.

Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!

by NeologianPJG December 5, 2017