by I’m more cultured then andrew January 2, 2019
Get the Andrew Cleavermug. the biggest simp you will ever meet. he tries to act like he isn’t one, but he is. he will try to make you happy even on your worse days. he is a person that is easy to trust and give your all to. he will give his whole heart to one girl if he thinks it will last. he is VERY attractive. he is especially great with knowing how to turn on a girl. most importantly he is the best guy to fall in love with.
by anonymous July 6, 2022
Get the andrewmug. Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.
bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro
bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it
bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
bro 2: why bro
bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it
bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018
Get the Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)mug. by SonicElectro May 30, 2023
Get the Andrewmug. Never hits legs at the gym, but let’s be honest, does he ever hit the gym? Gets voted in high school “Most Likely to Cheat On His Girlfriend with an Extraterrestrial-Looking Girl” Makes thirst traps for his 99’ Honda Accord which means he must obviously be compensating for something, if you know what I mean. But the second be breaks up with Alien Girl, he comes running back to the baddie he had, adding all of her friends to try and find some way to communicate with her. Will throw food at fat people while driving by them, screaming racial slurs and stuff that not even Diddy himself would say.
by gocryaboutit0406 November 25, 2024
Get the Andrewmug. Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.
Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?
by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022
Get the Lord Andrew of Scotlandmug. someone who drives a blue mazda 3 because there hilux is broken . callum loves to sit at the bluff 24/7 and up at homemaker with the boys
by i’m watching you daddy December 17, 2021
Get the callum andrewsmug.