Mexican Taser

When a person (mostly female) swings a load of (preferably frozen) bread into a male attacker's crotch in self defense in order to stun them.

Robber: *points a gun at shopper* "Give me your money!"
Shopper: *swings loaf of bread she was carrying into robbers balls* "MEXICAN TASER!!"
Robber: *drops the gun and screams in pain*
Shopper: *runs away*.

by Skullkan May 2, 2010

Mexican Circus

Quite simply put, another way of saying something is a cluster fuck.

I went to Costco today and the parking lot was a fucking Mexican Circus!

by Pateo November 8, 2013

mexican facial

when recieving a blumpkin (look up if unknown), the finished turd splashes into the toilet bowl. Hence splashing on the Blumpkin givers face

Mary was giving me a blumpkin and i had lots of bread to eat so i gave her a mexican facial. it was like a tsunami coming up that bowl

by bobbypdx January 8, 2012

Drunk mexican

A Mexican that is drunk

That hombre is a drunk mexican

by The hoodless rider February 28, 2016

Mexican snowblower

When a woman gives a man head until he cums in her mouth, then the then she does a hot rail and spits his cum held in her mouth all over the guys face when she exhales the smoke.

Amanda sucked the cum right out the head of my dick, did a fat hot rail, and spit it all over me, trying to shotgun, dat mexican snowblower tho

by ICESBLU August 1, 2017

Mexican Concrete

Mud that can be used to hold things together, usualy temporarily

Hey john pack some mexican concrete in the crack in the sidewalk

by elkaddict15 January 2, 2011

Mexican waffle

A odd fetish involving the use of hot sauce being poured over a vagina, followed by eating it out. Can be used with other variables, such as crushed red pepper, jalepenos, or spicy salsa.

joe- "wanna hang out today?"
chris- "nah, im gonna go eat some Mexican waffles."

timmy- "wanna go to tacobell today?"
joe- "nah lets go back to my place instead, i got a few Mexican waffles at home."

by csgsix February 18, 2011