one-legged pirate

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.

Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.

by Alita24 December 5, 2007

one legged squat

a rare and exotic bird that is red and green, has one leg and squats frequently, akin to the snype

the one legged squat is eating the cookie.

by luff006 January 19, 2011

chicken leg piece

chicken leg piece

chicken leg piece

by unknown gingy February 10, 2020

miracle on two legs

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters July 4, 2016

Stomp on my leg

a sarcastic comment to say "fine, I'll do it"

"you should buy that shirt, man "FINE, stomp on my leg, I'll do it"

by moneybags1800 September 9, 2021

snoop dog’s legs

skinny twigs

kyle: i’m always tired i don’t know why
brody: last night you texted me a picture of snoop dog’s legs at 3 am...
kyle: oh yeah

by kyleiskool July 30, 2018

three legged swagger

sex between a man and a woman

I found her at the disco and proceeded to perform the three legged swagger once we returned home

by hugo de waal January 16, 2008