A jizz

A unit of measuring a squirt of a condiment of your choice, With a thicker texture ie. Mayonnaise ranch or Ceasars dressing, although part of the dressing family a vinaigrette is not used in reference to this unit of measure,

Waiter this salad is dry can I get a jizz of dressing please and thanks.

by CoDizzle_11 March 27, 2024

Jizz-Spike

Nick name for dumbasses named Austin who spike their hair with gel

"Hey Jizz-Spike, stop buying so many Snap-On tools"
"Fucking up again Jizz-Spike?"

by Jassuncle February 22, 2022

Jizz

Something I wouldn’t swim in.

Person 1: Hey look at that jizz!
Person 2: I wouldn’t swim in that.

by Professional Jizz Inspector February 11, 2022

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 29, 2022

Jizz Shrapnel

Females with craters on there face that didn't come from acne, but from taking power loads to the face.

' did you she Dani's face? Chic has jizz Shrapnel all over.'

Walks face has more action than a WW2 veterans face with those jizz shrapnel scars

by Matthew Jewdock October 17, 2025

Jizz Hands

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.

"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"

by JugheadJo March 25, 2019

cheeto jizz

The act of eating cheetos and and the orange dust that remains on your fingers!

Matt! You got cheeto jizz all over the television remote!!

by SemperSooies November 25, 2016