Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018

our dream home

A place where you see yourself growing older with your kids. Enjoying life and living the American dream.

"We finally bought our dream home and it feels so good. "

by Jen46Kong June 20, 2017

Home

Where your Wi-Fi connects automatically

It's not just a home, it's a smart home!

by george smart September 29, 2022

home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.

“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”

by Mimmi July 30, 2023

Home DePoo

That sudden urge to poop when visiting Home Depot.

After dinner we stopped at Home Depot, and immediately I had to Home Depoo.

by JLaCarter April 15, 2023

D.C. Mobile Home

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.

Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.

Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.

by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016

Home

The marauders<3

The marauders is home.

by Wolfstar's kid January 12, 2022