anal rippage

Anal Rippage has two definitions:
1) Anal sex performed, however goes horribly wrong, usually when the man's penis is too large for the reciever (man or woman recieving anal) and causes internal bleeding.
2) When somebody rips(copies) somebody so bad, it could only be considered as anal rippage, the most faggotry and intense conformity of all.

1)Porno Paul: How do you like that, bitch?
Supposed slut: Oooh Paul, that's so hot!
*5 minutes later* Slut: I'm bleeding! OOOARRRGHH!!
Porno Paul: Anal Rippage! Nooooooooooooooooooo
2)Trivium: Shall we 'cover' Metallica for our new album, The Crusade?
Kirk Hammetts brain: Anal Rippage! We will sue your asses!
Matt Heafy: I hope this album is successful so I can get fucked by Kirk Hammett.
Rest of Trivium: OMGZ Did you just say that out loud? That's anal rippage...(1)

by James Fletcher March 31, 2007

anal babies

The result of anal sex.

Me and Janet were making anal babies last night.

by Rik Jameson May 24, 2006

Anal Fracturing

Anal fracturing is when you have someone pour about 1 cup of liquid nitrogen into and onto your anus, then having a man with large genitals come and shatter the frozen parts of your ass.

Aw dude, look at that chick over there. I would love to give her a good anal fracturing.

by Galefrocetech1 May 13, 2015

Anal hangover

After having too much or too intense gay sex, the discomfort you get in your butthole afterwards

All that gay sex you're having these days is gonna get you an anal hangover more often than not

by Paupier May 25, 2013

anal finger

I finger that spends most of its time in your anal or someone else's

this is my anal finger

by gabekrispy23 June 19, 2014

Anal Loving

An anal Loving is when a man takes it in the ass by another man, also it’s when Lt. Corbis says fandoms are garbage.

Man, Jimmy and I took an anal Loving last night. It was sweet and tasty 😋.

by YoItzYeBoi February 27, 2018

anal grapes

To describe not only one but a bunch of piles(haemorrhoids).

I can't sit down, my anal grapes flared up!

by Das Kraut August 12, 2017