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H nee C

An elusive abbreviation for "Horny Cock" or "Horny Clit".

Pronounced "Eh-Ch-Knee-See".
"Yo I'd tap that chick, she's soo hot"
"Dude, she's out of your league. Your H nee C is leading you on."
"Oh fuck dude you're right."

"I have such a huge H nee for John right now"
"Saame, I wish I could get some"
by suhbruh September 29, 2017
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H. pyLori

H. pyLori - short for Helicobacter pylori ,

H. pylori has been associated with cancer of the mucosa-associated lymphoid tissue in the stomach, esophagus, colon, rectum, or tissues around the eye .

( you could die from this if you neglect to take action

And remedy it )

, previously known as Campylobacter pylori
Is A type of Bacteria you can get from

1 ) Not Washing your hands throughly with hand soap
And Hot Water ( roughly 20 mins)

( hand sanitizer dosen't work against this & you need

Bleach to wipe down surfaces contaminated with it )

2 ) kissing / sharing / swapping Saliva / spit with someone

3 ) eating fecal matter / poop

human or animal

4 ) Oral to Anal / anal to oral contact

5 ) not cooking your meat foods all the way / not washing

Off your fruits & vegetables.

You may see melena stool / poop that looks like black Licorice or Tar
& Black or Brown Vomit that looks like coffee grounds

( this is dried blood )

Trust me on this ..... YOU DO NOT WANT THIS !!!!

H. pyLori
H. pyLori usually found in the stomach. Its helical shape is thought to have evolved in order to penetrate the mucoid lining of the stomach and thereby establish infection.

Complications - Gastritis ,Stomach ulcers,stomach cancer,
duodenum cancer ( small intestine)

It can cause shigella / Shigellosis, NOROVIRUS & gastroenteritis / gastritis even GERD / Acid Reflux.

Specialty - Infectious disease & gastroenterology
Causes Helicobacter pylori spread by oral–oral & fecal oral routes

Diagnostic method
Urea breath test, fecal antigen assay, tissue biopsy MedicationProton pump inhibitor, clarithromycin, amoxicillin, metronidazole

Only cure is take H. pyLori Approved Anti-bodies
Or have your stomach pumped.

If you get to it time before it progresses to other

Parts of your digestive tract / stomach.

infection may appear as an acute gastritis with abdominal pain (stomach ache) or nausea. Where this develops into chronic gastritis, the symptoms, if present, are often those of non-ulcer dyspepsia: Stomach pains, nausea, bloating, belching, & sometimes vomiting.Pain typically occurs when the stomach is empty, between meals, & in the early morning hours, but it can also occur at other times. Less common ulcer symptoms include nausea, vomiting, & loss of appetite.
by Blu_leef July 25, 2023
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Lars H

Cool boy who drinks
Often a dick that all the ladies loves
Drives Cool car
Lars H always fucked the good girls in his eyes
by Kakkakakak December 11, 2016
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h e l p

Something you use when you already spammed "help" in the group chat 15 times but nobody is paying attention
you: help
friends: keep talking*
you: help ples
15 "help's" later*
you: h e l p i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n
by iliketrains. January 15, 2021
mugGet the h e l pmug.

A$hka$h

she sucked me so good like A$hka$h
by A$HKA$H🎀 February 4, 2024
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h-

have not Finnish his/her word start with "h"
Emma (she is shy): h-

h-

h-

hi
Joe: Hi
by Ninjapro1234 December 19, 2022
mugGet the h-mug.

Checkin' Grindr At The Goddamn H&R Block

One thing no decent citizen should do.
"Mikey was checkin' Grindr at the goddamn H&R Block!"
by cathoderayhell November 18, 2023
mugGet the Checkin' Grindr At The Goddamn H&R Blockmug.

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