Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .

On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.

by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020

Sucking Dick

The act of shotgunning a hard seltzer instead of a beer.

I sucked 12 dicks last night. I was wasted by the 8th Dick but I just love sucking dick so much I couldn’t stop. Sucked dick till I passed out.

“Hey, who wants to suck a dick with me?”

by JamesT67K May 14, 2021

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Dick Thinker

One who thinks soley with his penis.

Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.

by Aphrodite1972 January 15, 2012

Dick fasting

1. Voluntary cellibacy
2. Voluntary state of abstaining from romantic/sexual interraction with the preferred sex
3. Dick cellibacy

I am dick fasting because I am so done with toxic masculinity.

by Newgenerationdictionary March 6, 2021

Dick

What most girls are attracted to

Boys balls are the same thing

I had some dick yesterday and he gave me head

by Ilikedonavin June 8, 2021

Bessy big dick

He has the biggest dick in the world, two feet long and has boned probably every celebrity because his dick is fucking massive.

Sommer ray: Is that Bessy big dick?
Girl 2: give him your consent.
Bessy: let me put it in

by Massive vomit cock October 7, 2019