Get Hydrated as fuck

The statement saying you want to get really drunk.

i hope friday i get hydrated as fuck
Dude.. lets get hydrated as fuck

by Paul K December 13, 2008

Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?

by Ricky Style July 20, 2008

tri-fecta of fucked-ness

screwed anyway you look at it, fucked no matter what you do,

stuck between a rock and a hard place, and some one with a gun

Your wife walks in to a bar and sees you cheating, at the same time some one wants to fight you , but he has 5 guys and your buddies are passed out drunk, and with the whole wife thing, you find her cheating as the guy she is with walks in after her,
then you say to your self
" This is a Tri-fecta of Fucked-ness

by hawkmo February 4, 2010

fucking kiara 🙄💅

swag

me: fucking kiara 🙄💅 so swag
random dude: Kara is swag

by køhãńå.šïłkÿ December 17, 2020

Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck

When a woman is common, such traits as a 'chavvy' voice and rather common overall... however they are fit as fuck.

'That Jennifer Metcalfe from Hollyoaks is 'Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck'.'

Alesha Dixon falls into the category of, 'Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck'.

by Ryan Almighty November 9, 2013

National Fuck Branson Day

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.

It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!

by Xxpussyslayer45 January 22, 2019

couldn't-give-a-fuck book

A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.

Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...

by samwisegamg33 May 13, 2011