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Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?
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Student A: you long my life out
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do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.
do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.
"i typed this with my tongue"he said
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought
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He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
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