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abdulas dick

A small scrawny boy with a cock the size of a small shrimp 🍤 he says is cock is 6.5inches in snapchat
Yo u have an abdulas dick then everyone laughs at him
by Harvey1G September 10, 2020
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Dick slapper

When a guy takes his hard penis and smacks his bitch into place with it
If my girl steps outta line I’ll dick slapper her back into place
by Wondering idek July 28, 2018
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dick laughing

dick laughing is when a dumb stupid hoe is dick eating but basically at the same time a joke & got me cracking up

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Dick

A spiky thing that gets drilled down a hole the hole starts squeaking and breathing heavily and the spikey ting drips white liquid which the hole will drink then the hole sucks the spikey ting while the spike licks the hole. the spikey thing if refered to as a dick for small gay people and a willy for grown up straight people
by TheTomass May 29, 2018
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Sport dick

The supernatural and unexplained phenomenon that, when participating in physical activity, transforms a gentleman’s “old chap” into what can only be described as a walnut whip. Often overlooked, what accompanies sport dick is an equally shrunken and mysteriously rock hard nut sack.
Rob: What a great workout! I feel totally energised after that - even if once again I’ve got sport dick!
Tony: I’m hearing you buddy, bet your ballbag is as solid as Joey and Chandler too!
by BonyT November 5, 2019
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Dick Beeninits

Slang term for a female that loves the penis.
Yo, you see that hot ass bitch over there? Stay away man, she got a case of the dick beeninits
by Fishyfingerlicker May 15, 2018
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Stavros gag on this dick

He has had a total of 3 relationships combined lasting around 4 days, goes for ugly cows with ungly everyhthing, gay cunt fifa faggot and a total wierd cunt
by thebiggestblackman February 8, 2022
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