shut the fuck up jewelry

A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.

"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."

by ladyhawke71 December 22, 2008

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fuck out my fart

the act of, or attempt to co-ordinate, anal sex for the clinically constipated.

note - should not be attempted with chronically flatulent people, even as a joke.

constipation sufferer number one - man i am cramped up and my laxatives only onset my severe genital warts, i wish someone would fuck out my fart

onlooker - provide a bottle of bourbon and a sheep, and you are on.

by waste June 19, 2006

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suck, fuck, and head to bed

Its when you getcha head, then you fuck, and head to bed afterwords.

Man this Jessica bitch gave me the suck, fuck, and head to bed last night and man was it blazin.

by K Deezy January 3, 2007

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O Fuck me right?

a saying in which your discouraged and disgruntled by a recent event

Guy1: seems as if your girlfriend found herself some other guy.

Guy2: O Fuck me right?

by betarider June 4, 2009

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FUCK ME HARDER DADDY

When the anime goth tiddy minor wants sex. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

"FUCK ME HARDER DADDY"
"No u"

by GothTiddies June 9, 2018

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