my jessie

My jessie mean she is Sasha’s one and only best friend and Sasha loves Jess lots and Jess loves Sasha lots. Jess is owned by Sasha and Sasha is owned by Jess

I love my jessie so much-

by Lengtingwag1 December 29, 2021

You don't pay my sub

An argument people in MMORPGs often use to combat critisism (even if intended as kind advice) from other players. While usually associated with Final Fantasy 14 players, it can be seen, albiet less often, with other MMOs due it being able to be used as a general term.

Person 1: Try moving out of the AOE next time. Don't worry about interrupting your casting!
Person 2: Excuse me? You don't pay my sub!
Person 3: *Sarcastic tone* I can give you a subway gift card! *Rimshot*

by YoyoGuy100 June 1, 2022

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

My eyes are up here

It means like if you were staring at someone’s body (specifically their private parts), they would say 'my eyes are up here' so that you look into their eyes while speaking. And its common sense to listen to them and stare directly into their soul /hj

B: *Ogling A’s breasts*

A: Excuse me, my eyes are up here.

B: Oh, sorry!

by Juju on that beat RIGHT NOW March 12, 2024

Tickle my Pickle

That's a little sus there buster😩

Person 1: "Yo dude can you Tickle my Pickle"
Person 2: "Sure bro"
Person 1: "That feels nice"
Person 2: "Why is there white stuff"

by JIOIOHDTUY May 31, 2023

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 2, 2020

My Dad

A person who has children but left at young age to fuck chicks and do drugs and be a general dick and still thinks he can give orders even when he hasn't seen his kids or a decade.

This can also be used as an insult.

"You are acting like my dad "

by Deadlyoz007 August 21, 2021