Upset food coma

When you eat so much food that it hurts

I eat so much food I think I’m going to to have an upset food coma.
“Brittni 2020”

by Big history October 25, 2020

The Chinese Food Situation

The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.

Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.

I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.

by AKsteve April 28, 2011

Junk Food Movie

A movie that has no real depth or replay value, but is fun to watch at the time.

Silly Moviegoer: I can't believe Avatar didn't win Best Picture!

Intelligent Moviegoer: Lies. Avatar was just a Junk Food Movie. District 9 (or whatever meaningful movie you care to insert) should have won.

by Gentlementlegen March 15, 2010

Fish Food Technique

noun: A ridiculously slow method of eating food that is implemented when terribly hung over. It utilizes the pulling apart of one's food into small fish-food sized flakes before being able to eat it.

"Man, J was so hung-over that he was rocking Fish Food Technique at breakfast. It took the dude 2 hours to eat a bagel."

by Shay Rock July 25, 2012

Fast Food Relationships

Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.

Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.

by KB Allstar August 9, 2012

Slovak Mexican Food

When you try something hoping it won't be as bad as you think it'll be and it's so terrible that you'll regret trying it for the rest of your life.

My girlfriend talked me into letting her sounding on me, it was like Slovak Mexican Food. I regret everything in my life that lead to me saying yes.

by Coolguy666 December 14, 2021

Whole Foods Cherry

A virgin ginger bitch who tends to be on the tinier side. She tends to be non-vaccine, and she is usually a bitch.

Me: Yo, I just banged that Whole Foods Cherry.
Him: Damn, good for you I guess, but I’m not about that shit.

by ThatCheebsKid July 15, 2019