water logging

The act of turning on the sink of bathtub so no one can hear you take a shit. Whether it be in the next room because of paper thin walls or the neighbors in the apartment next to yours.

Taylor: Why did you turn the water on when you went into the bathroom? I know you didn't wash your hands for twenty minutes.

Phil: I was ummm washing my hair.

mark: Admit it you were water logging!

Phil: Alright I drank a lot last night you happy?

by with everything October 30, 2009

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muddy the water

When a man takes a shit, and then stands up and turns around to take a piss. He pisses on his own shit, making the water turn brown.

dooga: yo dawg after i let out that monster load, i decided to muddy the water

goodooga: yo man i did that last week!!

by Chrisoshayyy February 24, 2006

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Coconut Water

After sexual intercourse the male ejaculation is collected and placed in to a plastic container and then stored under the bed. The next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container of spoiled/rotten ejaculation is opened and the Aroma is used as an Aphrodisiac.

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and use some Coconut water?

by Dr.PornMonstar July 23, 2012

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Nigger Water

1. Alcoholic drink generally made by white high school underclassmen by combining a little bit of booze from every bottle in Daddy's liquor cabinet into a pop bottle, so he won't notice he's missing any.
2. The cheapest possible booze, purchased by a bum for underage kids, so the bum can keep more of the money.

1. "Nigger water is nasty, I can't believe we used to get all excited about drinking it when we were freshmen."
2. "Dude, I gave that bum a twenty and asked for some Absolut, but he only got me Five O'clock Vodka."
- "Come on, did you really think he'd get you anything besides nigger water?"

by Wansanchez November 1, 2006

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