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cock brow

A small tuft of pubic hair above the shaft of the penis.
"Check out Dirk Diggler's cock brow!"
by Fergal Keen January 14, 2008
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Thor's Cock

When hitting from behind you shove a 9V battery up your ass and zap her with your cock.
I hooked up with these Victoria Secret models, one shoved a battery in my butt so I gave her friends some of Thor's Cock.
by Fred Bear June 19, 2018
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Cock and Ass

Popular soft drink, also known as cola, complete with frozen water.
Waiter: What can I get you sir?

Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.

Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?

Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!
by Black Bandana June 17, 2006
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cock punch

1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"
Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.
by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006
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bang cock

When a fellow tv viewer throws the remote to an unsuspecting couch partner who is relaxing, and intentionally hits him directly in the nuts. Usually the person with the remote asks a question referring to or containing the word Bangkok, but remote-to-balls contact must be achieved as the the word "BANGKOK" is uttered.
First time: "Have you ever been to Bang cock?" Now you have.
Second time: "Remember when you went to Bang cock?
Third time: "It's been a long time since you've been to Bang cock"
by cro-magnum January 5, 2009
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Ken Cock

A Ken Cock is a male who instead of having a cock and balls has a small mound instead of gentials. lt is named after Barbies boyfriend Ken who is without a penis.
I heard Scotty couldn't get laid cos he has a Ken Cock.
by Schapman June 24, 2012
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cock skirt

An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.
My cock skirt's a bit chilly tonight.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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