Thomas

The best droopy nipples you will ever see. Stored with more milk than a pregnant woman in a 3rd trimester. Surprised that lactation hasnt erupted. Thomas is so sexy and plays alot of rugby.

Me: "Thomas, More Milky Pwease :33"
Thomas: "No, Piss off!"

by fatmotherphucker November 18, 2022

thomas

someone who is never relevant and everyone overlooks

that's such a thomas

by Merrium_Webster December 2, 2019

Thomas Welsh

People with this name tend to treat all football matches as if the 10-15 people up his arse will fall out if he dosent score 20 goals

Hey, stop being Thomas welsh

by Areyoudumb69 February 6, 2020

thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.

I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.

by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017

hippo po thomas

the best pronunciation for hippopotamus.

Did you see that giant hippo po thomas?

by deedawdumdeedum January 4, 2022

drew thomas

aka my bf !! hi drew plz marry me /hj
ok bye

"omg hi r u drew thomas's gf??"
"yea lol"

by dumbthingsineedtosay June 15, 2021

Thomas Park

A ginger dude from the North East of England who can really beatbox for his life!

Here is an example of his amazing work: youtube.com/watch?v=aQsZzXvxhXE&list=PLBJ92TECBllXMnb9M4rExQHd3ttBQiyNi&ab_channel=Skunqu

Person: Thomas, please beatbox!
Thomas Park: boots and cat and boots and cat

by langley park cemetery September 29, 2020