Paige and David

Paige and David are the best couple out there. They will have 2 kids, 1 boy and 1 girl. They have gotten threw so much and love each other. David is a sagittarius, while Paige is also a sagittarius. These two will always be together. They have fun when they are together. They both are amazing people. Paige is a tall and werid girl. But she can always get threw the things that put her down. David is a tall and a werid boy. But he is so nice and funny. He doesnt care what people think of him. So if your name is Paige then find you a David. And if you are a David then find yourself a Paige.

Paige and David are perfect for eachother.

by pagie2456 November 7, 2019

david and jennifer

they are good friends in middle school and don't know if they like each other (goals)

student : "did you hear that david and jennifer are going out?'
student #2 : "omg really?! they are so cute together !!"

by lmfao.idk October 15, 2017

david cotto

David cotto is a good looking Latin he gets any girl he wants and gives a girl what she wants and how she wants it

David cotto is so sexy I love his Latin body

by Se your but bitch June 22, 2017

john david

a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master

Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!

by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021

David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

David-Palmerized

To be assassinated like the character President David Palmer,
portrayed by the actor Dennis Haysbert, during season five of the hit television series "24."

The ruling tyrants (dictators) of North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, Libya, Venezuela, for example, should be David-Palmerized.

by Nickel Man strikes again March 12, 2011

juan david

He the hardest flexed out here he gat broke boys he got mad paper is nice and always on a mission

Juan David means flex on broke ninjas

by Gay ninja 69 May 16, 2018