Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
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It is very sad here
It is very sad here
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If you go there its because you are nearly wrong. Locals welcome people who are generally wrong in the head.
If you go there its because you are nearly wrong. Locals welcome people who are generally wrong in the head.
Hey did you see that idiot who bought the house down Comerong Island? He really fits in there. That's where all mentally wrong people go.
by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020
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the Inability to go to a location, the first to develop this was the brave warrior of the sea Go D Ussop.
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