queer cake

a cake (figurative or literal) awarded when a queer beds, yet another, "straight."

you and so and so, queer cake?
totes.
word.

by dasschepas February 21, 2011

knob cake

A person who is of great inconvenience and speaks a load of shit.

Thanks for that you f*$%"£% knob cake. What a load of shit

by Harry Jacobs August 20, 2013

Kodiak Cake

Engaging in intercourse with your partner vigorously from behind in an outdoor hot tub full of milk while massaging each other with warm sticks of butter.

Did you see that episode of The Bachelor? Matt turned that girl into a tray of Kodiak Cakes.

by KodiakCaker March 24, 2021

Rough Caked

Rough caked or rough caking.

To have rough passionate sex or to perform sexual acts in a caring non violent way where hair is often messed up and clothing is usually ruffled or torn.

In the same way you wouldn't buy a poorly made or roughed up cake for your mother you wouldn't introduce your partner to them just after rough caking.

After kissing my partner and groping her butt I said to her. "There you go I just rough caked you"
She replied "Rough caked, what on earth is that"
I replied "goodness knows, I have no idea"

It was in that very moment I decided to coin the term rough caked.

Rough Caking as noun.
Person 1 "What have you two been up to?"
Person 2 "Oh nothing, just a little bit of rough caking"

by NekoNai July 4, 2023

cake throat

When you are eating a cake and the cake particles get caught in the back of your throat and you can't swallow.

An actual problem for many people.

Often people who suffer from cake throat are ridiculed with sexual innuendos regarding the terminology cake throat.

I get scared to eat cake just incase I get cake throat.

by cake throat sufferer December 4, 2013

Cake Shitter

A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.

We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.

by thedesignstache February 1, 2012

Cake Snargler

The act of grossly devouring a cake as fast as you can, the person usually a fat woman who LOVES cake so much they cant keep their eyes off it. When they get their hands on it "they eat is so fast they SNARGLE IT DOWN"

You FAT FUCK your such a CAKE SNARGLER you ate my whole birthday cake all to yourself in less than five seconds.

by Drew.Cliff January 9, 2020