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Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.
Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!
by Profstrange December 1, 2018
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Tiddi Jizz

Jessie-Man my kid just won't stop begging for Tiddi Jizz.
Sarah-I know that feeling, just gotta get over it.
by Lil Sktlz October 5, 2018
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jizz waffle

is a person born in 07/31/08 named parker
by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023
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Jizz festival

A jizz festival is where a whole bunch of gay dude have a orgy wit eachother and they have quote on quote anal sex
Hey did u here about that jizz festival
by Turkey_tits69 December 30, 2019
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Jizz-Tart

A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.
"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"
by the_pieman December 2, 2020
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National Jizz Day

National Jizz Day is on June 5. Just jizz!
Woahhh it's June 5, you know what that means? It's National Jizz Day!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...
by Jizzday January 2, 2023
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Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.
by Korra April 12, 2013
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