gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.

"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.

by sean henny September 6, 2010

air hard gun

when you get hard, and put a BB pellet into the tip of your dick, and then ejaculate so hard that the BB pellet goes flying into your gf face.

patricia: kyle shot me with his air hard gun last night

gilbert: do you mean air soft gun ??
patricia: no.

by mike balzitch June 23, 2022

Try-hard squanikz

Someone who says there not a try hard but sweats like a poopy head tbh

They say there not a try-hard.try-hard squanikz

by Thecoonman2407 July 28, 2021

As hard as a goat's knee

Something so hard/tough, like a lump of stale bread or an oul' scone, you can't hardly bite it.

Jayz lads, thon bun's as hard as a goat's knee!

by Wingwah March 28, 2019

Dick hard mad

When you just get so mad your dick gets hard

I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.

by #asssoulehelpingme2 March 27, 2022

Harding high school

A place filled with fake gang bangers, where freshmens think they bloods and crips. Girls use the bathroom and finger they own assholes, people will fight for no reason to look hard and then theres the Latinos who well u dont wanna fuck with them cuz most of them actually rep what they claim.

Harding high school is defined as being wack

by Blackhoodieman November 8, 2019

Hard Times Bottle

A 50mL bottle of liquor (Airplane Bottle) that is about a shot.

Save this bottle until you have no money and no other way to support your alcoholism. Hard times are ahead.

Jim has been out of a job for a couple of years now. He can only afford to go to the liquor store and get a couple of hard times bottles at a time now. Jim should start panhandling so he can get a whole fifth.

by AceP December 10, 2012