duck shit

quite possibly the funniest phrase i've ever heard. Makes anything funny.

"Dude...i'm sorry your grandmother died like that. Look out! Duck shit! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Rypsaw May 2, 2003

Duck Day

A duck looks so calm swimming on top of the water but down below he's kicking like mad to stay afloat. A duck day is where your whole team is kicking like mad to keep the stats up or to look good for managers.

Brooke: Thank god your here
Beth: Why
Brooke: 2 out sick 1 on leave. It's a duck day.
Beth oh no!

by Kahula December 9, 2008

duck chuck

To stab one and throw him/her via the neck and legs.

GUY 1: Man dude I just got killed!

GUY 2: Naw dumane, you just got duck chucked!

by tacobellrules123 October 18, 2010

Duck-lipping

A verb used for when a person is making duck lips, usually for a picture. (Used instead of saying "making duck lips.")

Billy: Why is David always duck-lipping in all of his pictures?

Joe: He's not duck-lipping. His lips are just huge.

Billy: Oh...

by Hungry Hypocrite January 15, 2012

Duck Beak

a man or women who likes penis up their nose

last night she begged me to give it to her up her nose cos she's a duck beak

by X8 dictionary June 12, 2011

Duck Rutter

When two men get together, both put one hand on their respective erect genitalia, and one hand on the opposite persons arm. This way they will have their hand on their friends arm ( The one holding the penis). After this both men move their arms up and down. This makes it seem like there is no effort in self masturbation, so many men who do this can consider themselves "not gay", because they just moved their friend's arm while they were naked near each other.

" I didn't want to seem gay so me and bob duck ruttered together instead. "

by C00L KID June 2, 2009

duck batty

Someone who has the features of both a duck and that of a batty.

"Oi! look at him, hes a duck batty!"

"Quack, Quack, Bye!" said the duck batty

by MuzzUnit September 12, 2008