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Blow job brain

When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
by Milly5 November 10, 2015
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Blow my beans

Getting too excited. Or to Cum.
"I just blew my beans"
"I'm gonna blow my beans"
by t_jiexi_ June 11, 2019
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Kentucky blow job

When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up
I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job
by Nashville bible pusher July 14, 2016
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Blowing up in the dryer

A phrase used to describe someone or something that is really cool, impressive, or exciting.
Back in the 70s, that disco shit was blowing up in the dryer.
by pedrobueno November 19, 2012
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Blow Joe Day

Find yourself a Joe and give him a blow. It’ll make his day 🤤🍆💦
by Bigtiddies210 August 30, 2022
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dirty blow whore

A female that will do just about anything to acquire cocaine. She usually doesn’t hold the best hygiene and her top priority is getting high on coke. She usually doesn’t hold a primary residence, she just goes party to party trying to get high. A standard deal is getting a BJ for a gram.
Dude 1: hey I noticed at that party u went in the downstairs bedroom with that dirty blow whore for a while.

Dude2: yeah I traded her a half gram for a handy.

Dude 1: not surprised. That chick will do anything for a line of coke.
by Cheetoman69er December 30, 2017
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blow job bob

Blow job bob is the abbreviation of BJB. A blow job bob is a person which always blows you. It can also be other names that can replace the last B. For example BJJ (Blow job Jamie)
by Super munt November 22, 2016
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