The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.
Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!
by YAWA April 26, 2022
Get the cum glops mug.the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.
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\ ˈwu̇-stər-ˌshir- \
1. A girthy, slimy, warm, chunky substance that squirts from the penis. Seth cum is known to smell like 8 year old milk
that was buried in the back of the fridge. In order to obtain this phenomenon, one must first seduce and then arouse
the STANK TANK to completion.
\ ˈwu̇-stər-ˌshir- \
1. A girthy, slimy, warm, chunky substance that squirts from the penis. Seth cum is known to smell like 8 year old milk
that was buried in the back of the fridge. In order to obtain this phenomenon, one must first seduce and then arouse
the STANK TANK to completion.
"Hey girl why do you smell so bad?"
"I was just hosed down with SETH CUM. Do you not see the mountain of the gooey gooey on my forehead?"
"I was just hosed down with SETH CUM. Do you not see the mountain of the gooey gooey on my forehead?"
by STANK TANK March 21, 2021
Get the SETH CUM mug.when one nuts laying down with the penis erect at a 90 degree angle. the cum shoots out and comes back down landing back into the japseye. The cum has now been soaked up back into the penis. Aka. The Cum Syringe. This move is commonly used during NoNutNovember as a ‘free pass’ because the Cum Syringe tactic doesn’t fully classify as a ‘nut’.
friend: yo dude how’s No Nut November going?
you: I almost broke the other day homie but I did The Cum Syringe and got that nut back so I’m still going strong.
you: I almost broke the other day homie but I did The Cum Syringe and got that nut back so I’m still going strong.
by thecumwhisperer August 9, 2019
Get the Cum Syringe mug.Semen becomes stale when left in someone's rectum. Usually the aroma intensifies when mixed with the potpourri of someone's rectum.
by Pharbie October 31, 2018
Get the Stale cum mug.A way to wash your body by wiping cum (jizz) all over a loofa and rubbing it on your naked body. You can also wash your hair with it.
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